I can handle anything!

I'm a swimmer!!  Watch out Michael Phelps - you ain't got nothin' on UMR Egbert!!  I swim like a fish, float like the finest ship, glide through the water with ease and precision!  I am a dolphin in a Greyhound body!!  (Okay, that last reference was taking it a bit too far, but you get my point, right?)

Here is a clip from my swim session yesterday.  I think the cute blonde in the wet suit was quite taken with my natural skills and good looks.

Enjoy!